Cool?

Sometimes, I think that I'm cool and possess more power in my jaw than I actually have and I try and rip open an OtterPop with my bare teeth.

Suddenly.

An excess of shattered teeth on floor.

OtterPop STILL. NOT. OPENED.

Why is it that the only think I possess is my incapability of being AWESOME when I want!?!

Fonzie could do it.