This is the main point I learned in Financial Lit today:
and I quote, "If you're alive, you are at risk at something." (visit this link if you don't believe me)
I basically laughed out loud when I read it.
Then... I thought about it.
And, even though it's the most ridiculous claim ever stated, the truth of it is hard to ignore.
Riskkk. The game of Life.
Best news ever:
I'M GOING TO RAY LAMONTAGNE.
AND I WILL FALL IN LOVE
AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S REAL OR NOT.
OR THAT HE'S KIND OF 37 YEARS OLD....
age does not affect the matters of the heart.
P.S.S I"m changing my name to Hannah, Jolene, Sarah, Meg, or (if worse comes to worst) You.
Then he can sing to me. And my name will be in there somewhere. Even if it is "I could hold You in my aaaarms," in which case I still win.
Ray is a real man. Beard. Voice. Guitar. EYES. MANE.
He's a lion to me. And I've never actually told anyone this before, but lions are sort of my thing. Yay for posted secrets. ... (...p.s.s.s(s?.) One day I will tell you all about my deal with lions..)
I'm done for.